No! Tony snorts. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Or why Clint knows about shipping. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Which is pretty often. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? How will she react? 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. remain the property of their respective owners. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Yeah, okay, no. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Nope, Clint says. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Uncle Bucky questions. Good night, everyone.. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Peter said. Oh, he says. I was dirt poor in the great depression. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Ninja strings.. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed After the serum. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Ask Pepper. "How do you even do that?" I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. The reason for this stupid game? But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. What? Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. Someone is after Maya. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. Tony?. Go, all of us. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . I know, Clint. 'I want to be referee!' 2. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Tony snorts. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! Other than someone on the team.. Awesome! What the HELL?' Okay? And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. A shit-eating grin covered his face. and "Oh! People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Tony, it's three in the morning. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. Blanket excuse.. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. It was, Steve says softly. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. You can't do that!" Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. It was great to see you again Nat! I Dare you to say the Truth. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. We gotta have that rule. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. #steverogers Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Really?. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Although I, you know. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. Never Have I Ever (TV) - Works | Archive of Our Own Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? These kids are amazing! Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Right! Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. TtH Story Never Have I Ever - tthfanfic.org #scarletwitch He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. L'oreal? Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Nat and Wanda took drinks. What a stupid one! Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Yes? So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. Weak sauce, man. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Pete, that means youre up! The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. #natasharomanoff he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Except Pepper. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Work Search: The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Classified information. You're going to bed.. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Ow. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Peter wished he could have said that. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. "That is no excuse mister!" He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. Yeah?. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. #unlimitedpride Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? MJ kind of way. If there are limits, the fun's gone. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. And you wonder why people ship you two?. We play the fun rules, right? As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. "What! I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. Are you, like are you?. #ironman Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. Right! This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. #peterparker tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". "How?" Thor's a beast in the sack.. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. Shut up, this is the last one. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. He didn't want to think about it. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. You said that last night too.. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. "Explain, now. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. Wait, Clint says. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. No? He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. Heh. Ey! Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Requests open again! Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Oh, yeah! Score one for Stark!. Course it is. All of the adults take a shot. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. It's my vanishing act." Tony said. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Nope, not telling. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. And yet, somehow not surprised. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. He likes tzatziki. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. Nazi, Steve says. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. #nickfury Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Was it Bucky Barnes? Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. Please consider turning it on! His name is Percy Jackson. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? What? He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Tony purses his lips. Matt said. " A lot. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. And because I'm Iron Man.. The elevator dinged. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Alone. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. I'd like there to be not running, please. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. 374 guests Said Sam. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Yep. Clint nods. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. Seriously Tony? Just like she knew they were still dating. "Peter!" Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. "Peter! And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. He rarely drinks at all, actually. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. Sometimes randomly, even. Me? Clint looks over at him. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" 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